Friday, September 30, 2005

The Sun has got his hat on!


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Woke this morning to that usual sound of the planes taking off from the runway near the hotel. But I was pleased to see that it was sunny- hooray! I am leaving Fiji tomorrow and am exhauted after endless days of shopping. Can you beleive that I have done nearly all of my Christmas shopping for the year? I can't believe that I have been so organised. Really though it is just an excuse to go shopping and spend more money than I could possibly justify on just plain souvenirs. Plus, I can not help thinking that it would be wrong to spend five months travelling the world only to do all my Christmas shopping on Hamilton Road in Felixstowe!

Since the sun has come out for the first time in days, I think that it is time to do some long awaited sitting by the pool doing nothing much, while topping up my fast fading tan. Tomorrow I am on a plane to Rarotonga and a trip into the past. After all these months of being plus GMT I am finally moving into the shadowy realm of minus GMT- scary stuff! Time differencies too many to calculate (if you had any idea of what I am going through typing this- I am tying a few lines and then having to stop and wait for the computer to catch up and put them on the screen and then go back to fix the spelling- it is a little mental! I feel like I am time travelling already!).

Fiji has been fun but I have to admit that now I am just all excited about seeing my friends and family in the States- or continuing my tour of the Colonies, as my brother puts it! Actually a lot of the Indo-Fijians, on hearing that I am from England, say 'Ah, the Motherland,' which makes me feel slightly odd. I have filled my bag with muskets to exchange with the locals for food and land but they are not having any of it- apparently they don't do that any more. It seems to have died out with the more unsavoury aspect of cannibalism- the death of which I am sure did a lot of bolster tourism in the Fijian Islands thought knowing that even if you piss a chief off you are not likely to get eaten does tend to take the edge off the whole Fiji experience.

Right, it istiem to leave the whole world of time delay typing behind and get out into that sun! See you in the Cook Islands! Yesterday???

Thursday, September 29, 2005

A Confusing Date

To be honest, I am not doing a lot these days. I went on a day trip the other day but I was the only one on it- apart from the guide, of course. It was fun though to have someone to ask questions about and I kept teasing him about his cannibalist ancesters. We went to Navala village in the highlands. It is the only village that has purely traditional housing in it- bures, big thatched buildings. About seven- eight hundred people live in the village so it is more of a town than anything else. Because of the houses it is firmly on the tourist trail and wehn you arrive you are shown around and allowed to take (hundreds of) photos before having a kava ceremony.

This was my first taste of kava- the potent local brew, not alcohol but some kind of narcotic root that starts by making your tongue go numb, followed shortly after by the rest of your body. Everyone talks about how bad it tastes so I have been very nervous about trying it. I had heard that it was considered really bad form to turn it down so I waited until I was in a position where I had to drink it or risk being the next day's lunch (no, that's not true, they stopped eating people after a few missionares put them off. Probably because they tasted so bad. Plus they wouldn't save the meat until the next day. In the past they would sometimes start the meal while 'it' was still alive, sometimes 'lunch' was even forced to eats parts of itself before the end).

Actually it wasn't too bad. Maybe they brewed up a weak batch as it seems to be the job of these old guys in the village to greet tourists and drink kava with them. But at least now I have had it- as everyone kept telling me 'you haven't been to Fiji if you haven't drunk kava'- now I have drunk it but can't see it taking the place of beer in my diet.

So that was the day trip- villages, kava, sea, beaches, fish, the grave of a chief who ate 999 people in his time (you would think that even if he was stuffed at that point he would have had one more just to round the number up. If he hadn't much room maybe he could have had gone for something smaller like a baby). Yesterday was a shopping day, pure and simple- shops chosen by the strength of their air-con. Today it is raining so I am here, in the net cafe again, trying to sort out the next leg of the journey. I am flying to Rarotonga in the Cook Islands on Saturday- I leave Fiji at 6pm on Saturday and arrive in Rarotonga just before midnight the night before! So I won't blog then as it will just muck up all the dates!

Also been trying to get hold of people I know in the States, who are long overdue a visit. Going to be busy!

Monday, September 26, 2005

Its Raining Rain

I left you with half a story and a glut of photos last time I found a PC fast enough to cope with Blogger. Things are a little hit and miss here in Fiji. Though I suppose that I shouldn't be surprised that a lot of the island uses dialup modems really. Got spoilt in Korea, I guess.

And now here I am wih only five weeks left on this trip. Yep, that is pretty much all the time I have. So you better make the most of me now! The week on the islands was amazing. The company that runs the boat out to the Yasawas is called Awesome Adventures and while it wasn't the biggest adventure I have ever done it was awesome. All those photos you have ever seen of Fiji are true- no need to photo shop those babies. I thought that I would be really bored, stuck on an island all day with nothing to do but swim, nap, eat and read but actually I had a great time.

Most of the resorts are set up so that the meals are at a fixed time which gives the solo traveller ample time to latch onto some poor unsuspecting couple and then follow them around for the rest of the trip. By the end of the week I seemed to know almost everyone on every island. I spent two nights at Coral View on Tavewa, a night on the Wanna Taki cruise (where we did watch some DVDs and cry at 'The Whale Rider'), two nights on Kuata (which everyone slags off until you point out that they have been sitting on the wrong beach all day and that there is a better one just three minutes walk away. That is where the photo of the coral below came from) and one night on South Sea Island (so tiny it looked like it might sink if too many people got off the boat- weirdly, it was the only place I went to with a pool, I imagined it to be some kind of large Polo mint of an island). We spent all day chatting, swimming and counting the time until the next meal and all evening playing silly games like Musical Statues and Musical Chairs. The only game that I won was the hermit crab racing- oh, I did teach three Irish girls to play Scrabble and I bet them at that-yes it was that kind of crazy action packed island!

Then I came back to Nadi, bumped into everyone off the islands and got on a bus to Suva- the capital. I had heard that it always rains over there and that is not wrong. I stayed out of the city in Colo-I-Suva Rainforest at a place called Raintree Lodge. The style of customer service on the mainland is rather more one of tolerating the guests than attending to them. It was very pretty over that side of the island but very damp. I went for a walk through the rainforest and saw some little waterfalls. Arrived back at the hostel to discover that an Aussie Girls' Rugby team had checked in for four days. I left the next day.

I spent last night on the Coral Coast in a lovely resort called the Beachouse. Great accommodation, great food, terrible weather! After one more night of miserable rain, the novelty of wearing more than flip flops and shorts wore off and I came back to Nadi.

Incidentally, some clever linguist transcribed the Fijian language using the Roman alphabet. Apparently he eas very good and captured all of the sounds. But there are some oddities such as 'd' is pronounced 'nd' so Nadi is actually Nandi. If he was so clever why didn't he just write 'nd'?? Bets me.

Anyway, better head off and try and sort out what I am doing for the rest of the week. I am flying out of Fiji on 1st October and arriving in the Cook Islands on 30th September- this dateline thing is really going to confuse me!

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Bula!

Nestled up against the International Dateline, which actually curves around it to protect it from yesterday, Fiji's archipelago consists of more than 300 islands, depending on your definition of an island. They sit south of the equator and north of the tropic of Capricorn. Populated by less than a million people, it is the most multi-racial of the South Pacific Islands.

It sits in the same time zone as New Zealand which puts it at a cool +12 GMT. One of the top backpacker destinations is the Yasawa Islands, a group of 20 ancient volcanic islands stretching 90km into the South Pacific. It is famous for its startlingly blue clear water, white sand and volcanic hills which dominate what little land there is. There are definitely more palm trees than people. The island where 'Blue Lagoon' was filmed was next to the island that I spent my first night in the Yasawas on. My island, Tavewa is typical of the islands in that it is almost stereotypically perfect.

I arrived on the Yasawa Flyer, a big yellow boat that links the islands to the mainland. I had spent my first night in the airport town of Nadi and watched a picture perfect sunset from the beach at my hostel. I was in the Yaswas for six days before spending last night on South Sea Island in the Mamanuca group.

I have so much to tell you though I really did little more than lounge in a hammock all day for days on end and eat. The water was fantastic- you could see the coral from the boat. It was awesome.

But, believe me, you probably don't want to see these photos! Especially if you are sitting in an office somewhere.. you really don't!

But if you are sure that you do want to see them... here is a taster


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To start off nicely, here is me with my hermit crab, champion of the Royal Rumble on South Sea Island last night- his name was bal-li and he really was!


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Fiji Gold beer

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The little boat that transferred us from the big boat to the island yesterday

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I was amazed that you could sit in a boat and see the coral and the hills at the same time!

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Some boys performing some traditional dance for the tourists but really just pushing each other around and laughing

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This was taken as we were leaving South Sea Island in the Mamanuca group today

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This sunset was amazing! Last night we got to South Sea Island just in time to nab a couple of sun loungers and watch this baby unfold!
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This is South Sea Island. It takes around five minutes to walk all the way around it- I know, I did it today
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sunset again- Caitriona and Mags and me.
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Lindsey and Pauline floating off the Wanna Taki, a boat where I spent the night and met Mags, Eleanor and Caitriona.
Now before you start all those 'I hate you,' emails just from looking at the photos remember that you asked to see them!

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Picture this

Here are some photos from New Zealand, in no particular oder. I arrived in Fiji just a few hours ago and have spent the last hour in the internet cafe and I haven't even finished yet- next time I am not going to rotate the photos, you will just have to rotate your heads instead!

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this is another view of Queenstown taken from Bob's Peak

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This is the gift shop at Cadbury World

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Waitomo caves


auckland
View of Auckland taken from the Sky Tower

bubbling mud
Bubbling mud pools- you can see some mud shooting up in the air

chief
this is the Chief who led the Maori Culture show in Rotorua. The tattoos on his face are painted on but the ones on his body aren't

craters of the moon
Craters of the Moon hot pool

craters of the moon again

Steam at Craters


fiji
View of Fiji taken from the plane today
hangi
the hangi

Huka Falls
huka falls

kaikoura
Kaikoura


hot pool
hot spring

minus five
me in the Minus Five bar where everything is made of ice

mountains


mud
more mud

napier
Napier

paihia trip

posh toilets
posh toilets ever

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sealion

taupo
Taupo bungy

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seals

sky tower night

The sky tower at night

Obviously I have hundreds more but this slow computer has tried my patience enough now.

Am off on a seven day boat trip around the Yasawas Island tomorrow- don't know if I'll be online.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

FAQ

It has come to my attention that, despite me writing loads of stuff on this here bloggy thing, people still keep sending me emails with the same questions in them. Some of them are answered on here and some aren't. So I thought that I would have a go at answering those questions and some, perhaps, that you wish you had thought to ask, below:

Q: Why are you doing this trip rather than settling down into a nice job somewhere?
A: I don't know

Q: Where on earth did you get the money to go travelling?
A: A combination of prostitution, drug trafficking, getting drunk off other people's stolen pints and down right stealing. Actually, I just saved half of my wages for the last eight months in Korea and the rest came from a big bucket of money labelled 'Stuff to give back to the bank later'.

Q: Why are you going to LA?
A: Because the plane is going there.

Q: Why aren't you going to San Francisco instead?
A: Because the plane doesn't go there.

Q: Where are you now?
A: If you look over to the right of this page you will see a photo of me. Under that photo is a list of places and dates. If you know what date it is today you can work out where I am now.

Q: Sounds like you are having a lot of fun, where are you going to next?
A: May I refer you to the explanation above but this time work out what today's date is and then look to see the nearest date ahead of that. There will be a place name next to it. That is where I am going next.

Q: So, tell me, Helen, are you meeting any men over there?
A: Yes.

Q: Any luck?
A: Some.

Q: Are you going to tell us about it?
A: No.

Q: Oh, why not, you big meanie?
A: Because a lady doesn't kiss and tell (PS, I'll send you an email later with all the juicy goss!)

Q: Why do you keep getting on boats when you know that they make you seasick?
A: Because I tend to block out how seasick I got last time and assume that this time I will be OK. Rats in mazes learn quicker than me. Mind you, if there were M&Ms on offer, I might learn quicker too!

Q: Why are there so many typos on your blog?
A: Because I am usually talking online to a couple of people while typing this and then can't be bothered to spellcheck it and ask it to skip all the non-US spellings. Plus the keyboards are suspiciously sticky in a lot of the internet cafes.

Q: When can we see some more photos?
A: Just the moment that I find somewhere cheap enough to get a CD burnt and then the time to go through it and put the photos on. It is a laborious process and I often can't be bothered with it all. Maybe later.

Q: Where can I find cheap internet cafes while travelling?
A: Anywhere with a high concentration of Koreans, Japanese and Chinese students. They need the internet to be cheap so they can afford to keep up their Starcraft habits and still have enough money to go to the karaoke room later.

Q: Do two minute noodles really taste as bad as people say?
A: Much worse.

Q: Can you live off them?
A: Until about half way through the first bowl when you realise that the table would make more interesting and palatable meals.

Q: What bugs you most about other travellers?
A: Tricky one but overall it would have to be the unfriendly ones that I want to push under a bus most often.

Q: What are you going to do at the end of this trip?
A: I am going home.

Q: Why?
A: Because that is where the plane goes.

Q: And then?
A: I am going to give this settling down lark a go and see what happens.

Q: What is your favourite animal?
A: A giraffe

Q: Why?
A: Because they look like giraffes. If a panda looked like a giraffe then that would be my favourite animal probably.

Q: Why are you writing a long list of questions and answers?
A: Because I am trying to distract you from the lack of photos again this week :)

I hope that helps and feel free to ask any others.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

A Little Extra

I arrived in Auckland just before lunchtime and realised that I didn't want to be in a city at all. And it would appear that it doesn't want me here either- it is raining. Boo! I have walked around the city centre, been to the movies, visited a few bookshops to read up about Fiji and entered this Chinese Internet cafe which is cheap but I have to reset the language to English everytime I open a new page.

Oh yes, and I booked another trip. In the two days that I have left in this country I intend to follow the route below

up north

Back on Tuesday night and flying out on Wednesday. Should get me out of the city anyway.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Hot and Steamy- completed version!

It has been a busy week. Hence the lack of updating. Or maybe I was just being too lazy. Probably a bit of both. I went to Wellington last weekend with a couple of girls from the bus. On Monday night we discovered the best thing to do in Wellington- visit my friend, Kamaea from Mokpo, well not from Mokpo but that is where I know her from. We could only meet for a couple of hours as I had rather sprung my visit on her and she had plans for that evening. So we met her and her boyfriend, Scott, in an Irish bar for dinner and a beer. After they had gone- to the theatre no less- we didn't really get around to leaving the bar until after one. And there were some strange photos of Jen on a swing on both of our cameras the next day. Hum.

I was up the next day and off to Napier. Napier was levelled by an earthquake in the 30s and was subsequently rebuilt in the style of the day- it is an art deco fetishist's ultimate dream. It is pretty enough but I was knocked out by the beer the night before so managed little more than eating, reading and sleeping.

Off to Lake Taupo, New Zealand's biggest lake. Apparently it is the size of Singapore. It was a pretty overcast day and I set off on walk. Three hours later I had made it to the end of the walk and the beginning of walking around what I had come to see. Taupo is a mass of geo-thermal sites which means that there is steam pouring out of the ground all over the shop and hot hot streams racing through the countryside. The most active area is called Craters of the Moon- lots of steam and bubbling mud. It was super cool but enough walking for me after over four hours solid without lunch. I caught a taxi back to town with a couple of fellow exhausted hikers I met by the kiosk there.

Arriving back at the hostel I found that Jen had got there. We might have gone out for another beer or two that night. Then yesterday I got onto my bus which took us to THE CRATERS OF THE BLOODY MOON again, dammit! Actually it was cool because it was a sunny day. The day before I had seen a postcard of some beautiful mountains by a lake and when I looked at the back of it I realised that it was Taupo but the clouds had obscured the scenery. So I was glad to catch a glimpse before heading off to the next stop- which was Rotorua.

Rotorua was basically not around just over a hundred years ago. But it is the site of the birth of New Zealand's tourism. How come? Well, the original town here was popular with bathers who came to take the thermal baths and admire the pink and white calcium terraces. Then one night (in 1896?) the local volcano erupted and when the air cleared the next day nearly 150 people were dead and there was no sign of the three miles of terraces. Nearby people helped the survivors and gave them a piece of land which became Rotorua. These days people still come here for the thermal waters, geysers, bubbling mud pools and to experience a Maori Cultural show and hangi- food!

Me and Jen managed nearly all of those. The Magic Bus driver took me to the mud pools on the way into town and that night me and Jen went to the Mitai performance. It was excellent! We were shown where the food was cooking in the ground- hangi- then greeted by the chief of the tribe. After that we were shown traditional dances, songs, weapons, instruments and the Moko (tattoo) was explained to us. Then we ate- and did we ever eat!! Lamb, chicken, stuffing, potato, sweet potato, gravy, salads, chocolate cake, trifle, fruit salad, we ate and ate antil we were nearly at bursting point. At which point it was time for a guided walk through the forest.

We were taken the mineral pool, the clearest water you ever did see, with eels and trout swimming around in it. As the lights were turned off we were able to see gloworms glistening in the trees and bushes. All too soon it was over and we took the bus home with the sound of the songs in our ears, the experience in our hearts and the food most definitely filling our bellies. Fantastic!

But the fun wasn't over. We were up early the next day and off to Waitomo- home of black water rafting, caving, abseiling into caves, tubing through the caves, generally mucking around in caves and gloworms. Me and Jen elected to take a tour called Spellbound and waved the others off on their adrenaline seeking day. Our guide, Norm, picked us up from the teeming metropolis that is Waitomo (population: 41) and off into the countryside. He showed us the fault line on the surface that runs through the caves below ground.

We went to two caves, the first (shortly to be made even more famous in a David Attenburgh documentary to be screened in the UK in October, set the video, little sister!) involved a short walk and the wearing of hats with lights on the front, a throw back to my Welsh roots, until we reached the underground river. There we got into a boat and the rest of the tour was taken in silence and with no artificial lights. As our eyes adjusted to the darkness more and more little green lights appeared on the walls and the ceiling. These were the gloworms we had come to see. They were awesome, like the clearest night sky that you could hope to see, casting a dull green light throughout the cave.

Now, what are gloworms, I hear you cry! They are, in fact, not worms at all bu the maggot stage of a fly that looks a lot like a giant mossie. The eggs hatch and the 'worm' makes itself a little nest of goo and mucus and then it starts fishing for food. Sending down up to 70 lines, baited with sticky stuff, the worm glows which attracts other insects which get stuck in the lines. The worm can then eat them. How does it glow? Well, it is the waste product of the gloworm that makes the lights- yes, we had travelled two hours to look at glow in the dark maggot poo! But it was worth it. The gloworm lives this way for around 9 months, or however long it takes to reach a certain size before changing into a fly, shagging frantically for a couple of days, laying some eggs and then dying. Awesome!

The next cave was a mass of stalagtites and stalagmites. Very beautiful, very peaceful and Norm was a very informative guide. The tour lasted about three hours and Waitomo is a two hour bus ride from Rotorua.

We knew the moment we were back in Rotorura as the smell is something else- rotten eggs, that sulphuric nastiness, that seeps through the entire town to a greater or lesser extent all day. Heedless to the smell we just went straight to the Polynesian Spa where we spent some time lounging around in the hot thermal pools, admiring the view of the city lights from our outside baths, shrieking in the cold shower, listening to the night bird songs and watching the Koreans loving the whole thing and spitting in the flowerbeds- them not us!

The Koreans were funny because they are used to bath houses back home and so not in the slightest bit shy in the changing rooms. One old lady actually walked out to the pool with her swimsuit pulled down to her waist, boobs on show, to the amusement of the male contingent in the pool. They shouted at her and her answer seemed to be something along the lines of 'it is nothing they haven't seen before'!

Back in the hostel we realised that the smell of Rotorua was now deeply embedded in our swimsuits and there was no getting away from it. Ah well.

Today I said goodbye to Jen and walked into town through the park, which looks like any normal park except for the spouts of steam rising from craters in the ground every few feet. I am off today too and should make it to Auckland tomorrow. Then I have just a few days left before I get on a plane to Fiji on Wednesday.

I was going to put some photos on here but I can't find a place to burn a CD for me- so you will have to wait a little while longer!

Monday, September 05, 2005

A Capital Time in Windy Wellington

I finally made it to a bar in New Zealand! Hooray! Well, I was glad that I had waited until I got somewhere with a cracking nightlife. Kaikoura has about ten people living in it and all of them were out that night- from the guy in the overly hairy jumper who was too drunk to stand and so leant on the corner of our table slurring incomprehensible nonsense at us, to the under-age girl vomiting up her guts by a van outside, taking in the pretty young things in their revealing tops which seemed to have a lot less fabric than the occassion demanded and the 'blokes' around the pool table with their older Thai girlfriends. I swear that New Zealand has more white kids with dreadlocks per square foot than it has sheep.

We did meet a bunch of drunk old blokes who were flying around the two island in light aircraft. They took it in turns to fly each day and I hope that the guys we met were off the next day since their breath could have stopped an albatross at fifty paces. It was an interesting night and I even managed to stay out of my bed until after midnight- which I think was a first for me in New Zealand.

And also a bit of bad timing since I had to get up the next day to get the bus out of there. Early, well too early for me. The trip to Picton was uneventful and we arrived an hour early and sat around in the ferry terminal until it was time to go. I could see fantastic looking scenery out of the ferry window for the five minutes or so that I was actually awake. Even though I had only had four pints the night before- of the delightful local brew 'Sheep Shagger's Lager' and we had stayed on the Sheep Shagger all night- my head was not what it should be and my body was craving bed. I fought the craving for long enough to go for something to eat in Wellington then pop to see a movie before collapsing into bed before midnight.

Getting up early the next day I was at Te Papa- the museum before eleven am which I think is pretty good going for a Sunday. The museum is huge and stuffed to the brim with fascinating displays and it is FREE! We spent hours there- me and an Irish girl I had met in Kaikoura- my partner in the whole Sheep Shagger expedition- before going up a hill in a cable car, a train pulled up by cables, and walking back down to the city. We might have stopped for a couple of beers- it being a Sunday afternoon and all- before heading back to the hostel to cook and drink red wine in front of the tv.

Tonight might be another crazy night of movies, I think, though I have just bought the fourth in the Thursday Next series of books and if it wasn't for Jennifer (the Irish girl) I might have just hidden in bed reading all night! Today we went to the travel desk at the hostel and all they were able to suggest was catching a ferry over to Days Bay. Which we did, not knowing that the return journey was something of a school ferry and were inundated with kids- yikes!

Anyway, I am leaving the capital tomorrow and heading to Napier where I hope that it will get a little sunnier again.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Chilling

I am still in Kaikoura. I booked in for three nights and it has suddenly occured to me that this is the longest that I have stayed anywhere since reaching New Zealand. There isn't a huge amount to do here- see the whales, see the seals, see the dolphins- swim with the dolphins- except that they seem to be in hiding at the moment- chill out in one of the three lounges in the hostel, or by the pool, or in the spa- admire the snow capped mountains- eat the free cakes that the bakery delivers each day- read- stay in bed. It is great!

I don't have a lot of time in New Zealand- just over three weeks- and it seems that a lot of people take the same amount of time to travel the country. Which is a bit harsh on New Zealand really. It has a lot to offer and the only people that really benefit from the rush that people take is the bus companies. Most of the people I have met also say that they wouldn't be on the Magic/Stray/Kiwi Experience Buses if they had more time. I feel the same way- I would love to have months and months here to relax and enjoy all that the country has to offer- maybe not the bungee jumping and skydiving though- but I don't have time. I have to get to Wellington in the North Island tomorrow.

I thought that going on the Magic Bus would mean that I learnt far more about the country than just looking out of the window of an intercity bus but a lot depends on the guides. I have only met two so far and one was enthusiastic to the point of annoying people first thing in the morning and the second seems not to care much about enhancing our time here with stories and facts and stuff. But even the most annoying bus driver has nothing on that guy on the boat yesterday!! I had nightmares about him last night!

Being on the Magic Bus means early mornings nearly every day as the bus usually picks up between 7.30- 8am so that we arrive at the next stop in time to load us onto a local tour bus or send us out for some activity or other. Having given myself two days off the bus, it has been great to just lie in bed every morning. When I am not rushing in the morning I tend not to lose so much stuff- lost my pyjama trousers the other morning, dammit! I can also take some time out to update this thing and catch up on a few emails.

magic bus map

So Kaikoura may not be the most exciting stop on my trip but I am loving every minute of it!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Helen and the Chocolate Factory

Cadburyworld. Hum. Sounds interesting. So I decided to pay it a visit on a post-rugby high on Sunday. But I got there a bit early- nine am to be precise. On a Sunday! This not drinking lark isn't doing me any favours at all. I had to hang around in the visitor's centre until ten when all the normal people started to arrive. I did learn some stuff like..... erm, cocao beans were used as currency in ye olde days in South America and it was possible to buy a slave for around two and half bars of dairy milk. The English invented milk chocolate as they couldn't handle the bitterness of the usual dark blend. It was originally served only in drink form.

Disappointingly, the factory itself was shut, it being a Sunday and all. But I did see a video all about chocolate and a chocolate waterfall- which smelt fantastic! I ate some samples- asked some questions- took photos in the gift shop as we weren't allowed to take photos anywhere else- and left. I did find out that the reason that Aussie chocolate is a bit crap (in my opinion) is that it is made with powdered milk rather than the liquid stuff that NZ and England use. But the Aussie curly wurlies are made in Dunedin.

But even had the factory been open, I was running a bit short of time as I had another activity planned for the afternoon- busy busy! I was going on the Elm Wildlife Tour. Sounded like a good Sunday afternoon activity, rock up on a bus, take some photos of seals, penguins and sealions before clambering back on the bus and heading home. Not quite.

For starters, the beginning of the tour was all about birds and I suddenly realised that I was on a bird-watchers tour as they handed out the binoculars. Fortunately we were only really interested in seeing the local albatross population- and with birds that big you don't really need binoculars! They flew around and overhead and I got some great photos of the sky shortly after an albatross had flown through it. Next stop was the New Zealand fur seal colony. Down a hill. And back up again to get to the beach that the sealions use. And back up again to spy on the penguins returning from a hard day's fishing, nervously eyeing up the sealions sleeping further down the beach. Back down to the beach where even the frisky sealion that had chased us before had settled down. Back up the hill again and onto the bus. Two hours of walking! Yikes, no-one warned me about that. It was a good opportunity to use my 'tramping' boots though- they were fine, it was the person occupying them that didn't like the hills so much!

But the seals were as cute as you would expect them to be. The younger ones were playing in small pools and having play fights on the rocks while the mothers nursed the new babies. Apparantely, the seals mate straight after giving birth and aren't really very protective parents, in the event of danger they will bugger off and leave the big eyed pups gazing up in horror. They also make a good meal for their cousins, the sealions, around the corner, who will grab them by the head and shake until it comes off and it is then swallowed whole. The sealions bring back up all the stuff they can't digest later. They are protected by law at the moment though some people want to start hunting them again and there is talk of future culls if the breeding programme gets too successful.

Round the corner we saw yellow-eyed penguins. Also very cute. Small birds with yellow feathers around the eyes, they are very romantic. They mate for life and the first one home in the evening will wait for their mate to return. Sometimes they will come down the beach to meet them or pick up some grass or twigs to give as a present. They are endangered because their nests are in a perfect place for the stoats, weasels and cats to get into. Also the sheep sometimes tread on them without realising. Before man came to New Zealand there weren't any land mammals here and the birds and reptiles have evolved accordingly. They also make a good meal for the sealions who ignore them coming up the beach until it is hunting time at night.

The sealions are big. They laze around on the beach all day before heading into the water in the evening. There are very few females in the colony and we interrupted a bit of romancing which lead to the male chasing us away.

All in all it was a very interesting day which offered a lot more than just bird watching. The two guides, Sean and Sean, were informative fellas who are actively involved in all the conservation programmes that they were telling us about. And after all that exercise, I slept well that night.

And indeed, much of the next day on the bus on the way to Lake Tekapo. There wasn't a lot there but it was a compulsary stop so we stopped. The hostel was great and right next to the lake with huge windows to make the most of the scenery. There is a church there that our guide told us was the most photographed church in the World- a very bold claim which I believe won't stand up to any kind of enquiry at all. It is pretty though and made of the local stone. At the altar end of it there is a big window which opens onto the lake. It was a very beautiful area and the hostel was a good place to relax with some red wine and the two channels available on the TV.

Next day we hit Christchurch again. Did some shopping and went to a Maori cultural show in the evening. It was pretty cool. Didn't actually learn much about Maori culture but saw some dancing and some traditional style houses before being taken into the wildlife park. Where I saw more kiwis and this time they weren't behind glass. Still not allowed to touch them or take photos but got really close and even saw some kiwi shagging- kiwis, the birds, not Kiwis, the people- action which was a bit of a shock!

After the show I took my new mate out for Korean dinner and introduced her to the delights of bi bim bab and heated floors.

Up early the next day and onto another bus, this time to Kaikoura. It is wonderful here, snow capped mountains lining the shore. Yesterday I went on a sperm whale watching trip and got very seasick. As did everyone else on the boat though I can't help thinking that the voice of the guy narrating the tour might have been part of the reason. He did the whole tour as if he was reading the football results, his voice went up and down and he spoke sooooooo slowly. The boat was not as big as the one that I went humpback whale watching on in Hervey Bay but it went much faster. Which meant that we had to stay inside while the boat was moving and all file out when we stopped near a whale. The bundle back into the cabin when it dove back into the water.

Sperm whales are not as entertaining as humpback whales, there was none of that prancing around and showing off that I saw in Oz. They come up the surface to expell all the stale air through their blowholes, digest their food and take in new air before heading back down to the canyon at the edge of the continental shelf to hunt giant squid. Only the males come to Kaikoura as it is too cold for the ladies. In days past, the whalers would catch the males and open up their heads to get to the vast reserve of oil in there. For some reason, they thought that this oil was sperm- hence the name- and by the time they hunted females and found that they had the same oil, the name had stuck. They are massive though. And the rainbows created by the spurts from their blowholes were very pretty. Mostly we just saw around the blowholes and then their tails as they flicked them up in the air on their way back down to feed.

It was pretty awesome, though expensive, and no-one complained when it was time to head back as we were all a little sick and fed up of the voice of the narrator.

Last night I just chilled out and watched movies. I have planned to stay here for three days simply to get off the bus for a while.

I have been away for three months today. It feels much longer, when I think of all I have done and seen, I find it hard to imagine that I have fitted it all into three months- whenever did I have time to nap? Two months left until I return to Blighty and have to find work- best not to think about it really.

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